While I would never condone any act of violence against an office of the law, this tickled my funny bone is some many ways.
The Illinois woman, 56, is facing an aggravated assault rap after allegedly attempting to strike a cop with a sex toy.
As part of an investigation into a claim that Bildsten had skipped
out on a restaurant bill last night, an officer from the Gurnee Police
Department accompanied the suspect to her apartment, where she promised
to retrieve money to pay the tab, according to a police press release.
However, when Bildsten reached inside a dresser drawer to get the
purported cash, she instead removed a “clear, rigid feminine pleasure
device,” held it above her head, and advanced on the cop “in a
threatening manner.” The officer responded by knocking the sex toy out
of the way before he was struck with the device.
The sex toy, which was not confiscated by cops, was further described
by Deputy Chief Kevin Woodside in a TSG interview. The item, he noted,
was six inches long and “attached to a nylon harness.”
In addition to the assault count, Bildsten was charged with public
intoxication and theft of services for allegedly dining and dashing at
Joe’s Crab Shack.
Bildsten, free on a personal recognizance bond, is scheduled for a December 6 court appearance.
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